OK i lied, and i'm making a new post, which i will title "Guys with horrible names that are amazing"

So theres this boy named Walter anddd okay basically he's my boss but he works in Scarborough so he never comes to Kennebunk exept if they need somebody to cover and thats where i met him, and i spent the next 8 hours talking and laughing with him and found him to be the most amazing, funniest (and perviest :P) boy alive

What got me was he constantly flirted with me and hit on me even though he had a girlfriend
(so yeah he's not THAT amazing seeing as he's doing that but its still flattering) and this girl, Mary-Beth who is kinda gross honestly started telling him about how she lost her virginity and he walked over to me and said "WHY is she telling me this?!" and looked very disturbed so i told him that of course it was because she thought he was cute and he said that he would never touch her and if he was going to go after anyone it would be me. Which was like a *GASP* moment.

And then i went to the mall with India and Autumn and we were in Spencers and India said "Dude tall guy!" just to be awesome like that and i looked and it was Walter, so me being my cool, calm and collected self, hid from him because i didnt think he would remember me.
Then he came up behind me and said "..Do you happen to be Jessica?" And then we talked for awhile and i showed him all the horrible things in that store and he was flirting with me, again which was actually pretty flattering :P
And then he introduced me to his girlfriend whos name happends to be Anna (haha seriously how ironic.) and then she walked off after i awkwardly said hi and she awkwardly said hi then i talked to him for a minute then i was like yeahh we're gonna leave so he hugged me and then I was jokeing and said something about how my friends were lesbians and asked him to help and he said 'if i was single i would help.' and smiled at me pervertedly and then i left.

Haha basically i love this kid
and i actually have a crush on him >.<
and i wish i didnt
because i'm never going to be with him
because i'm not worthy enough to be with anyone
plus he has a girlfriend
and his girlfriends nice
even though she stared at India angrally.
Oh and um yeah he's 6'4
Blonde hair, blue eyes
19 years old
GORGEOUS
and i sort of want to tie him up and keep him in my basement.


JK bout the last one ^_^
Or am i??